Raw Musings 5/9/11

– Alberto Del Rio must think he’s in England, driving on the wrong side of the stage and all.
– Even Michael Cole is on the wrong side of the table. This is just…weird.
– Rey Mysterio rocking the red and a Raw logo on the back of his mask. How tacky.
– I hope SOMEBODY, at some point, refers to Del Rio as Papi Chulo.
– I love how R-Truth is just straight up crazy now. He’s half-drunk grandpa crazy.
– Pretty good opening segment, I like how they’re integrating the SD guys that got drafted. And R-Truth is pure money.

– Such a stark difference between Raw and SD, even with the girls. Layla/Alicia Fox from Friday was actually a good match, but this tag match is an abortion.
– Nunzio is a better wrestler than he is a referee.
– OH MY! The Bellas actually using their heads and LEAVING before a Kharma murder.
– Kharma is going to either revolutionize the WWE Diva’s Division, or totally kill it via domination.

– I really hope CM Punk keeps his hair short. I hated it at first, but it just makes him look that much more a scumbag.
– Kane using some quick moves!
– Punk must be leaving for sure, because dude keeps getting jobbed.
– I like the development of Mason Ryan. They’re not throwing him to the wolves (yet) and might actually be trying to build him up for the eventual Batista return.

– BLACK REF!
– There is nothing new and improved about Dolph Ziggler. He got a shitty haircut, generic tights, stopped being super stylish backstage, and is kind of mean now. He actually had a personality too! Should’ve left a good thing alone.
– Nice underarm tan lines, by the way, Dolph.

– Something huge is going to come out of Christian losing the title. I just have a feeling…
– You know, if Teddy Long had just done his damn job in the first place, Christian wouldn’t have lost the title.
– More crazy Truth. More love from me.
– ZACK RYDER ON RAW~!

– So, we’re back to Raw and then the Raw Zone?
– Does the Over the Limit main event really need a stipulation? It’s okay to have regular matches on PPV, guys.
– Rielly has taken more Attitude Adjustments and finishers in general than anyone.
– I’m still on the fence with A-Ri; he’s pretty good in the ring and the mic, but I don’t know how far he’ll go.

– I knew we couldn’t go one show without Michael Cole ruining it. Please end it. He’s fine on Smackdown when he doesn’t do his gimmick. Ugh.
– Pretty classless mother’s day remarks, I must say.

– I still love the new US Title graphic.
– Good match thus far with Swagger and Kofi. Actual wrestling on Raw, and it’s good. Who’d a thunk it?
– Great back and forth match. Loved the Ankle Lock counter as Kofi jumped over the ropes.
– RAGELAWLER
– Here’s hoping Cole/Lawler FINALLY ends at Over the Limit. It’ll be six months too late, but it’s progress.

– Main event time. Thus far a pretty standard triple threat match, nothing special.
– Mysterio getting tripped up by his own feet, not Del Rio. Simple things like that they’re missing? No good.
– Some nice high flying by Mr Mysterio. Match picked up nicely after the commercial.
– Top rope hurricanrana!!!
– Slow start, but got real good real fast. Unfortunately, it’s going to be another lose to Cena at the PPV.
– Just a thought, but Cena should never be seen until his music hits the breakdown.
– Big spot for Truth to end the show. This is star-making 101.

Overall not an awful show, much better than last week’s by a longshot.

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Posted on May 9, 2011, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. Steve McGregor

    Gents, it is me once again, Steve McGregor! To start, I would strictly exclaim AHEM! We do not drive on the wrong side of the road, its merely on the opposite side from which you Canadians are used to. Please open a book before you post such outlandish things. RAW was feverishly bad the last 3 weeks, not as bad as your site thought….Dog’s Dinner!

  2. Hey Sodomyside Steve please don’t compare wrestlers to your fucked up family members. I’m sure you love your crazy half-drunk grandpa (especially when he gives you the daily reach-around) but i’m sure other non-family members (including myself) think it’s pretty gross.

    PS. Your mom wants her $3 back for hosting this shitcan of a website.

    JEB out!!!

  3. YOU GUYS NEED TO SHUTUP!!!!! WHY DONT YOU JUST GET OUT OF HERE THIS IS FOR US REAL WRESTLING FANS THAT LIKE TO TALK ABOIT WRESTLING! LEAVE US ALONE AND MIND YOUR BUSINNES!! I HOPE THE KING OF ENGLAND DIES!

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