RAW Musings 5/23/11

What’s more RAW than this?

– Savage “in memory of” image opens up the show followed by the usual opening…I really hope they do more than that tonight…Hell, the yankees did more…
-Next is Lawler…cutting a promo…great..brings out Bret Hart…Hollywood Mitch busts several nuts…
-Defeet…we get it…clever, Bret.
-TRUUUUUTHHHHHHHHH The No music thing is great. This just got better. He’s quickly becoming a fave.
– 90X…that’s accurate! No home training! LITTLE JIMMY! Classic stuff.
– Truth a lunatic? Nooooo….
-How long before a Truth/Cena rap battle?
-USETA IS A ROOSTAH FROM BREWSTER! You can’t write this stuff…
-Let’s hope that Punk main event program with Cena is true…
-Mexicans forget English when they’re real angry….

-Fat ass shouldn’t lean on a Ferrari Spider…

– Punk bringing back the basketball shorts? Love it…
– Punk on commentary = money.
– No one said he can ask you questions….No one.

– I actually like Otunga..don’t ask me why…Just do…
– He called Show King Kong Bundy…I’m surprised I’ve never heard any one else use that…
– Where’s my Broski of the Week signs?
– NEW TAG CHAMPS!! Punk laughs last!!
– Bret looks like the Grim reaper in that picture…

– Ryan Reynolds is dreamy….

– SHAVE THE BEARD ORTON! SHAVE IT!!!!!!
– Why was Kofi Kingston so excited to meet Orton at Walmart?
– But…Randy bullied Mr. Kennedy right our of WWE…
– They pay this dude to how much to make 1 appearance a week on RAW?
– RICARDO FOR THE WIN!!! That’ll teach you a lesson, Bundy…
– Show must of been cold on that concrete…

– BOURNE SIGHTING!!!
– I always liked Swagger….Now go have a cigarette, buddy!
– Bourne with the hit and run…I smell a feud.
– Poor Cole…just hurry up and make him GM…

– Oh, the foot Jokes…quit WWE…be a Stand up Comedian, Lawler…you’re too funny to be stuck as a commentator…
– HELL YEAH I SUCK TOES!!
– Where JR at!!!
– Love Cole’s soul patch…
– Shameless Altoids plug…
– Some one finna get fired….
– OH SHIT! Riley finna get jacked up…
– So much for turning Miz face…fucked Miz up…Riley…instant face.

– This 8 Diva match has KHARMA written all over it…
– Whatever happened to Daniel Bryan porking Gail Kim?
– KHARMAGEDDON!!! Nom Nom Nom
– Bet they told her to stiff Melina…
– wtf…..they better have something awesome planned….

– they better do some sort of Macho video…disgraceful….
– Who’s this guy?
– Not a good way back, Mcintyre…botching and almost kill Kofi…
– Kofi looks like the offspring of a brown M&M had and a skittle…
– Dolpg is blond again….thank god.
– that broad in the glasses is smoking….

– Alberto is flustered….Kane Vs. Alberto feud I’m sure. Fucking Ricardo…
– So the Cole gimmick is just….over?
– FINALLLLLYYYYY….Some Randy love.
– WWE always gets one thing right…Video packages. Good job, hats off.
– Punk has Macho’s tights on….Class act.
– Too many Jorts for one ring…ugggghhh..

– Where’d you learn how to count? Canada? Classic punk…
– Bret Hart looks like some sort of ghoulish figure…
– Bret can’t do much properly these days…almost botched the sharpshooter…
– Gayest celebration ever by Cena….

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Posted on May 23, 2011, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. 1) The Macho Man video was fuckin spot on…WWE never disappoints when it comes to video packages.

    2) Loves the Macho Tribute by Punk

    3) I think Cena was trying to out do/maybe rib Orton for his jumping jack extravaganza from last SD, when he RKO’d Henry.

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