Melina just needs some change, bro

It's ok babe, cheat on me. I'm only pretending to be mad to get a push.

Melina indicated Thursday during a seven hour live chat on her official website that she is contemplating overhauling her entire appearance. The WWE Diva feels she’s at a point where a ‘dramatic change’ is necessary.

She wrote, “I’M ACTUALLY THINKING OF CHANGING MY LOOK ALL TOGETHER. MAYBE IT WILL MAKE PEOPLE SAD BUT I AM AT A POINT WHERE I NEED A DRAMATIC CHANGE.”

The multi-time champion has not appeared on Monday Night Raw in nearly three months; her last appearance took place on February 28. She has sporadically appeared on WWE Superstars in the meantime.

This article was from Saturday, and she was on Raw this past Monday. Granted she did nothing, but neither did six other girls in the match. She can change her appearance all she wants, but nothing is going to change. She’s widely regarded as a huge bitch backstage, so I fail to see how dying your hair and getting new ring gear is going to help you. Perhaps if she was a better wrestler she would be on television more? The bar for women’s wrestling is set ridiculously low. So here’s my checklist to be a good Diva

1) Be an “ok” wrestler – you don’t have to be good, just quit messing up, being sloppy, and maybe act like you know what you’re doing.
2) Don’t have that classic airhead voice. You all sound the same.
3) Try and make the male audience actually care about you and your matches, not just your boobs.

That’s pretty much it. If anyone has Melina’s number, tell her to read this. No thanks required.

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Posted on May 25, 2011, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. “she is widely regarded as a bitch” Really??!! Are you there in the locker room with her? What are these reliable sources you have to back up this “factual” statement??

    Just because your cardboard cutout of her in your room won’t talk to you, doesn’t make her “widely regarded as a bitch”. Another baseless statement from a horrendous website.

    But at least Ringside does work and puts up articles. TMChalupa can’t get his thumbs out of ass long enough to contribute.

    JEB out!!!

  2. Steve McGregor

    THE KID’S STILL GOT IT! WELCOME BACK OLD FRIEND! THIS SITE IS A DOG’S DINNER!

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