We Talkin’ Bout Raw, Fella
Damn, really? I’m not upset by any stretch, but Sheamus? It’s different and was 100% not obvious, so, yeah, good for you, Sheamus. I like it. RAW! KANSAS CITY! GO!
– The Executive Vice President of Talent Relations and Interim General Manager John Lauranitis is all smiles, probably because he’s keeping his job tonight. I hope.
– Ace makes a ton of matches for tonight, and none will disappoint. Except the Divas Title match, duh.
– Not sure how I feel about no Elimination Chamber qualifiers, just automatic bids.
– Last year when CM Punk started his tirade against the WWE, he always mocked Cena and Triple H about making stupid in-jokes in promos. Good to see he’s fallen into doing the exact same thing.
– Every RoH/indy smug smark fanboys just freaked out like prepubescent teens at a Backstreet concert as Daniel Bryan and CM Punk go face to face.
– I really hope Sheamus waits until the Chamber to announce who he’s fighting. I like the slow burn.
– I strongly dislike Punk stealing Bryan’s old nickname of the best wrestler in the world.
– Orton and Ziggler, Jesus Christ these drop kicks are amazing.
– I like how Orton is half crazy, but his mannerisms are friggin ridiculous. He just oversells and looks dumb.
– Please, Vickie, stop screaming. Please.
– I feel so bad for Ziggler; best worker not consistently in the main event by far, but he just can’t stay hot nor win a match.
– If Brodus Clay becomes the most over man in the company, sells t-shirts like hot cakes, starts having feuds and such and his train just doesn’t stop…do you consider him for the main event?
– Tyler Rex?!
– Tyler Rex.
– My Lord…those Funkettes…so much ass…
– Damn, Vince is terrified of putting Punk/Bryan on last. There is NO faith for them to bring in ratings.
– My God, did Cole just say something POSITIVE about Bryan?!
– A few weeks ago I toyed with the notion of this particular match main eventing Wrestlemania for the Undisputed WWE World Heavyweight Championship. I realize that will NEVER happen, but damn this match really makes me want it.
– The fact that this isn’t the main event is a travesty.
– I hope WWE really notices this match: the best workers aren’t made in your developmental league, they’re made on the indies.
– Headkicks are the best.
– The other man to claim he’s the Best in the World, Chris Jericho, fucks everybody up.
– Hell yeah D.Bryan wins! DQ is a win!
– WHERE DO YOU GET THESE UGLY FUCKING SHIRTS, LAWLER?!
– TMZ reported Mike Tyson getting into the WWE Hall of Fame this morning. We tweeted it last night. See?
– Kofi’s tights remind me of the Riddler, obviously, but it also looks like one of the Juggalo logos. And yes, I’m embarrassed to be aware of that.
– Don’t get me wrong, Truth is great, but not so much on commentary. Stumbling and such.
– I wonder if Kofi will be attacked by Del Rio just prior to the start of the Chamber, becoming the first man to lose his spot in the Chamber twice.
– That Trouble in Paradise was loud as hell, thigh slapping not included.
– Does David Otunga intentionally match his sweater vests to his mug?
– Hey, did you guys know this mega movie star The Rock used to be a wrestler? According to this video he was, but they show so little of his in ring anything I’ll never be sure.
– This wasn’t always Eve’s music, was it? It doesn’t fit her.
– Better get the Kharma/Beth Phoenix Mania train started tonight.
– I wish Kane would just get it over with and rape Eve.
– Do it, Cena, do it! EMBRAAAAAAAAAACE.
– See? Badass Cena ain’t to bad.
– Didn’t Ace get Triple H fired? How does Ace have more power than Trips but now he doesn’t?
– H just called Jim Ross spineless. Just sayin.
– I still HATE how Triple H holds the mic.
– DID TRIPLE H REALLY JUST SAY ACE PUT HIMSELF ON TV EVERYWEEK TO MAKE HIMSELF A STAR? HAS HE EVER SEEN TRIPLE H ON RAW?!
– GodDAMN that crowd is drowning out Ace.
– “Oh hey Johnny you’reGONGGONGGONG” HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIT
– To everyone who DVR’d Raw, you just missed Taker’s return.
– Anyone else remember when Taker was on Smackdown?
Did not expect H to just pat Taker on the back and leave. I’m…interested.